My guess is a properly modified BP executive could eat a gallon of oil an hour. Now at the rate the oil is flowing into the ocean we would need about 5,000 BP executives eating oil for eight hours a day for the next six years or 100 BP executives eating oil for the next 300 years. Now that is what I call job security…
Alex Bogusky, Genetically modified oil-eating BP executives 

Source: alexbogusky.posterous.com

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